Here are some items I've been negligent in posting on the cooking front:
1. A small standing rib roast with the sauteed mushrooms and wine gravy over the top. Serve a rib roast rare or go home. There is no arguing on this. If it isn't rare, you might as well have a bottle of ketchup on the table. Hate the well done order.
2. Roasted sweet potatoes with pearl onions and whole garlic cloves. Don't fear the pearl onions in roasting, kids. Them shits is delicious. This will kick major ass in any setting requiring your being in the kitchen. Whether making a family meal, doing a dinner party or pot luck, or wanting a nice side when you cook for someone, this dish works. Kills at homey or a nicer setting. Plus, the ingredients allow you to explore the studio space with other flavors.
1. A small standing rib roast with the sauteed mushrooms and wine gravy over the top. Serve a rib roast rare or go home. There is no arguing on this. If it isn't rare, you might as well have a bottle of ketchup on the table. Hate the well done order.
3. I also shot this dog because you didn't read the mag, so I hope you sleep well. He was stringy but had a great deal of flavor. His blood is on your hands, you bastards. May Sara McLaughlin haunt your dreams with her fund raising commercials. I bet you wear Bono-sponsored Gap tee shirts without irony. I am so angry with you right now. Go to your collective rooms. Look at his eyes! You killed this dog.
It was all tasty though. I was kidding; you are all grown ups as far as I know (though you did make me shoot this dog). You don't have to go to your rooms. That was a joke. Sleep well dearest readers. Thanks for checking out this corner of the universe.
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