Okay, it's early afternoon on Sunday. These are not prime TV viewing hours, but I have been watching what is possibly the worst movie ever. It's called Instinctand "stars" Cuba Gooding Jr. as a therapist and Anthony Hopkins as a guy who lived in the jungle with apes and now is back in society. This movie is absolutely horrible. What I would give for a kitchen gadget infomercial right now. Oh yeah, it also has Maura Tierney the former-chief-nurse-who-is-now-a-doctor from ER and the guy who played detective Taggart in the Beverley Hills Cop franchise, John Ashton. Wow, a commercial break just came and the entertainment value just trippled!
Great. They'll be back to our feature presentation in a moment. Apparently, Donald Sutherland needed to make a house payment because he showed up on the set for this atrocity as well. Here's a slide show from imdb.com: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2607520000/tt0128278
Good news. John Ashton just went ape shit and started beating up the psychward inmates. Hopkins jumped in and started kicking his ass but was tasered by another guard. SHH! Donald Sutherland is giving sage advice to Cuba Gooding Jr. SHHH!
The Psychward inmates have a lot of freedom. They just walk around willy nilly with no guards in sight. Seriously, I don't want to be left alone with a bunch of violent psychotics who don't have anyone watching their every move. The best part is coming in a moment, I think. Yep, it's the credits. What a pile of crap that was. They had to have spent a boatload of money on this movie. It came out in 1999 when Hopkins and Gooding were making major money to star.
I'm saved. The X-games are on and they are showing rally races. Until later.
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